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Bite Me at the Sea Circus by DJ Rockwood
08/06/2025
When the star of the show — a flying fish named Mister Pickles — turns up dead at sea, two homicide detectives are sent to investigate the glitter-soaked nightmare of the world’s most chaotic floating Sea Circus.The suspects?• A drunk shark trainer with a speedo-cowboy complex.• A billionaire ringmaster who only answers to lawsuits.• A valet with the loyalty of a golden retriever and the ethics of a Bond villain.• A suspiciously ambitious dolphin pod.• And Princess Murderboat — a great white with motive, access, and branding. Also lurking: an assorted cast of marine-grade drama queens, all either hiding secrets or angling for the spotlight. As the dolphins rehearse tribute numbers, the sharks circle management, and the octopus DJ spins late-night jazz, detectives Vic and Avery must wade through glitter, lies, sedatives, and moral fatigue to find the truth.There will be blood. There will be sequins. There will be at least one flipper-related felony. Welcome to the Sea Circus™ — the wettest show on Earth. Three-time winner of the Wettys.
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Book Length: 60-150 Pages